A loyal reader sent me the following editorial, which definitely brings up some interesting ideas and which I haven’t seen any discussion of yet:
The Draft
The draft. That’s right America. I, Stephen Colbert, am calling for the reactivation of Selective Service. I say we call up our nation’s able-bodied young adults to serve their country.
Folks, we need the draft. We need the draft to put more soldiers in the field but more importantly to put more protesters in the street. It recently occurred to me that their might be some similarities between Iraq and Vietnam. For one thing, both wars proved that John Kerry is a coward. But their is a difference. See, Vietnam’s anti-war movement was so unbearably strident that many Americans hated the hippies even more than they hated the war. The result? They became Republicans. And just five years after the fall of Saigon, the Reagan revolution swept into power. Any way you look at this, that was a victory for America.
Now the problem with the Iraq war is that public opposition has been unbelievably tame. The liberal nutjobs say the administration lied about WMDs, lied about links between Al Qaeda and Iraq, mismanaged the occupation, all while enriching their corporate masters in the military industrial complex. So how do the enraged throngs fight back? Run for your lives, they’re blogging! During the Vietnam War there were topless protests. There were graduate students shouting “baby killer” at returning troops and Hollywood princesses like Jane Fonda going go-go dancing with the Viet Cong. Now that is stuff you can reject.
Today’s dissident is so tepid that instead of blaming the dissenters, people might actually blame the administration. That’s why reinstating the draft will give us something far more valuable than increased troop levels. It will give us college students who are scared so shitless they will do something in the name of the anti-war movement that’s unforgivable. We need some spoiled rich kid to throw a mochachino at Jessica Lynch. We need some clueless starlet to hug Muqtada al-Sadr. How about Britney Spears, she seems lost. Give her a burka.
Liberal activism will once again be so offensive to average Americans that whether or not we win in Iraq, conservatives will bounce back in 2008 and keep power for years to come.
Its a good idea, and it all makes sense, but I don’t think it will actually work out. I think that the left-wing moonbats are doing these kinds of over the top protests right now, but because we only have the liberal media to report on it, they choose not to.
Why would the liberal media want to show us what kind of disgusting protests are really going on in America’s liberal universities and cities? As Mr. Colbert says, that would only make the public realize what kind of people the liberals actually are, and drive more people to the Republicans. The liberal media hates that idea, and so they just aren’t showing us any of the bad protests.
Reinstating the draft might make the protests even worse, but I don’t see any reason why the liberal media would start reporting on them in that case. They can just keep ignoring them the way they do right now.