I found this out on the Internet. It’s a fantasy written up by an atheist, abortionist, and Democrat (caution: not for children, not safe for work) in which they go to war against the rest of us. But nothing is ever really just a fantasy. Other Democrats read this, and enjoy it, and it’s subconsciously in the back of their minds as something to look forward to one day.

According to the title, this is all taking place in the year 2019. I’m pointing the rest of you to it so that we’re prepared for this kind of outright war between believers and Democrats when the time comes. Here’s an excerpt, with the swear words removed:

I gazed back at the battlefield. Smoke snaked from the guttering corpse-fires of dead minotaurs and the white robes were like bloodied shrouds on the dead Christians. Already the reclamation flowers were beginning to grow on their remains. Soon the blossoms would be fruit, warm and delicious, nourished by the dead.

The Christian host was crumbling beneath our incessant assaults. Only their final redoubt in Southern Promised Land (formerly Texas) remained and Field Marshall James-002345 had amassed a huge tank army to destroy it. Word would reach us the following morning that the last of them had committed mass suicide in a final act of defiance, driving trucks laden with fertilizer towards the approaching army. A few succeeded in their suicide attacks, but most died beneath the accurate blasts of the autoguns.

That night we celebrated with lustful abandon. Everyone f****d everyone else and then we molested some children. We burned pocket Bibles we had confiscated and used their pages as toilet paper. We forced pregnant prisoners to have abortions and then we ate their babies, their blood like intoxicating fire in our bellies. We f****d apes with human genitals we had specially grown and frozen cryogenically because we are descended from them. We lubricated religious statuary and icons and inserted them into the v*****s of elephants, then we chiseled holes into them and f***** those too.

It was the greatest day of my life. It was the day we won the Secular Jihad.

And people still think that there wasn’t really a War on Christmas last year? That religion in America really isn’t under attack by the Communists and radicals on the left? The proof is right there in those quotes from that terrible story, but I bet that even after people read it they’ll still think that everything’s ok. We need to be prepared for this war that they are predicting, and we need to start preparing ourselves right now.

Paul Krugman tries to speak for the whole country in his latest article, “Hoping For Fear”:

All Mr. Bush and his party can do at this point is demonize their opposition. And my guess is that the public won’t go for it, that Americans are fed up with leadership that has nothing to hope for but fear itself.

Well, you don’t speak for me. I’m certainly not fed up with leadership like that. President Bush and the Republican Party still have my full support in their fights against terror and the enemies of freedom that are threatening our nation, and nothing Paul Krugman or anyone else at the New York Times says about it is going to turn me to their side.

I can’t believe the Al Qaeda types at The New York Times just keep on going like this. Look you liberals, America elected George W. Bush to be our president twice in two separate elections. If that’s not enough proof that America wants him to keep fighting for freedom, then I don’t know what is. Just because you say that America is tired of his incompetence doesn’t make it true.

You keep it up, Mr. President.

Its only a few days after the Heathrow Airport scares and arrests, and we already have “leading British Muslim politicans” making threats against democracy and freedom according to the Washington Post:

“To combat terror, the government has focused extensively on domestic legislation. While some of this will have an impact, the government must not ignore the role of its foreign policy,” the letter said. “The debacle of Iraq and the failure to do more to secure an immediate end to the attacks on civilians in the Middle East not only increases the risk to ordinary people in that region, it is also ammunition to extremists who threaten us all.”

Wow, look at that. Threats that there will be more attacks if England doesn’t pull out of Iraq, right there in public from leading British (Muslim) politicians. If that’s not a sign that all Muslims are out to get us, I don’t know what is. They can’t stand the way we’re promoting freedom and liberation in Iraq, and they have to resort to threatening more and more terrorist attacks by extremists to try to get us to pull out.

Meanwhile we can see how lucky we are that the Democrats aren’t in charge right now. Democratic Senator Charles Schumer was stuck at Heathrow during all this, and all he can do is complain about delays:

“It’s a nightmare, everyone’s stuck, and our flight is apparently delayed until Sunday,” the senator told The Associated Press by phone.

Obviously if he or any other Democrat was in charge, they’d find a way to make it easier for everyone to deal with. Wouldn’t want to upset anybody by making them go through security lines or anything like that. Of course, we’d all be dead from endless terrorist bombs too. And the Democrats still think Americans are going to go for that.